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Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Friday, December 15, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Welcome to 2007!
You Know You Are Living in 2007 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone
is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Thank you all !
Thanks to all the readers of my blog, I have just received my first check from Google for the ads displayed on this blog. The amount is USD 200!
Worth the effort.. what do you think?
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Worth the effort.. what do you think?
I also reached the minimum payout for MyLot in 2 weeks flat.. will get paid by Nov 15. To remind you, this site allows you to accumulate USDs for participating in discussions and sharing photos with your friends. Please use my referral code for sign-up, and i'll help you get started.
http://www.mylot.com/?ref=catchsharad
See you there soon!
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Life Cycle...
The most unfair thing about is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first.
You know, start out dead,
Get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home,
Feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy,
Go collect your pension,
Then, when you start,
You get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough
To enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
You party,
You're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left,
what's the big deal?).
And you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You get toys,
You play,
You have no responsibilities,
And, finally,
You become a baby.
(5) The last step,
You spend your last 9 months
Floating peacefully
With luxuries like
Central heating,
Spa,
Room service on tap,
Larger quarters everyday,
And then...
(6) You finish off as an orgasm.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first.
You know, start out dead,
Get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home,
Feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy,
Go collect your pension,
Then, when you start,
You get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough
To enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
You party,
You're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left,
what's the big deal?).
And you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You get toys,
You play,
You have no responsibilities,
And, finally,
You become a baby.
(5) The last step,
You spend your last 9 months
Floating peacefully
With luxuries like
Central heating,
Spa,
Room service on tap,
Larger quarters everyday,
And then...
(6) You finish off as an orgasm.
Joke
A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a
glass
of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye
when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for
me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!
leave me alone! I'm married!"
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, October 23, 2006
Diwali photography
Anar
Some fancy cracker
Sky rocket
Dont remember which cracker
Latest cracker in the market
Thursday, October 19, 2006
A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun
with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Scroll down to find out his answer
You think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"
Just Scroll some more..............
Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......
cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun
with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai.............,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Scroll down to find out his answer
You think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"
Just Scroll some more..............
Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......
A Management Lesson
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
height, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He
glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down
at the back.
Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about
it. The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made
a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And
the next day, and the one after that and so forth.
The bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was
taking
advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up
for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.
By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; So on the
next Monday, when
Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't
pay!," The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and
screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John
replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Management Lesson:
" Be sure there is a problem in the first place
before working hard to solve one."
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