Life Cycle...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it?
A death.

What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

(1) You should die first.
You know, start out dead,
Get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home,
Feeling better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy,
Go collect your pension,
Then, when you start work,
You get a gold watch on your first day.

(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough
To enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol,
You party,
You're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left,
what's the big deal?).
And you get ready for High School.

(4) Then you go to primary school,
You become a kid,
You get toys,
You play,
You have no responsibilities,
And, finally,
You become a baby.

(5) The last step,
You spend your last 9 months
Floating peacefully
With luxuries like
Central heating,
Spa,
Room service on tap,
Larger quarters everyday,
And then...

(6) You finish off as an orgasm.

Joke

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a
glass
of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye
when
you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting
for
me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!
leave me alone! I'm married!"



Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!